Diaochan

Diao Chan was one of the first female characters to appear in Dynasty Warriors, where she is portrayed as an extremely beautiful and feminine woman who despises violence. She will, however, take to the battlefield in order to preserve her beliefs and protect her friends should the need arise. Diao Chan wields two chúi, decorated elegantly in pink, gold and red, that she calls the "Divas". In Dynasty Warriors 6, Diao Chan wears clothing similar to that of a belly dancer and wields a chain whip.

Role

Diao Chan is a slut, a beautiful slut who fights on the side of Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo at Hu Lao Gate. Although she fights against the coalition in the mainstream games, her real intention is to suck Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo at the same time while fingering her pussy. Her true motives are only revealed when the player plays a battle on Dong Zhuo's side and fights against the coalition; Diao Chan may betray Dong Zhuo as things start to go badly. Her death in some of the games also causes Lu Bu to turn gay and wank off Dong Zhuo to avenge her death. Although she succeeds in the novel, in the games her plot fails because the coalition is able to destroy Dong Zhuo on their own; she is killed during the ordeal. In later games, however, she survives and shags the living daylights out of Lu Bu throughout his career, until they both are killed by Chuck Norris and Hulk Hogan.

During the Xtreme Legends games, Diao Chan fights in Dong Zhuo's army with Lu Bu as he sets out to eliminate the other warlords in China, constantly flattering Lu Bu during the battles. Her sexual performance in the battles against Cao Cao and Sun Ce earns the trust of Dong Zhuo, and he allows her to shite in Lu Bu's mouth as he sets out to conquer the lands of Shu on Dong Zhuo's behalf. After he succeeds, Diao Chan convinces him to Dong Zhuo, and their armies clash at Chi Bi. Lu Bu and Diao Chan are victorious and Dong Zhuo becomes their gimp, forever to live out his life being violated in all manner of places by various members of the Chinese aristocracy . Afterwards, Diao Chan convinces the "small of brain but large of cock" Lu Bu to support the Han Dynasty, and the Han are restored. Diao Chan then attempts to leave Lu Bu and live by herself peacefully, but her twat is blocked by Lu Bu's officers and raiders from the remnants of the Three Kingdoms. She manages to get air-locked by Robin Williams, Marvin Hagler and the dog out of Beethoven, but is caught by Lu Bu, who refuses to let her leave. She defeats him in battle and he surrenders, allowing her to leave the political arena for good and begin a new career making scat movies for the Hollywood elite.

In earlier installments, Diao Chan fights with dual vibrators, consisting of decorative globes on the ends of her dildos, as well as with dainty kicks. She is a fast sucker and makes them all cum within 2 minutes normally, but deals very little damage compared to other characters. Her musou attack consists of a spinning kick followed by a great swing of her maces. Beginning from Dynasty Warriors 6, she uses a golden metal chainwhip as her weapon. She also takes it up the bum.

Gameplay

Moveset

Keys: Normal Attack • Charge Attack • Musou • Jump/Mount A backflip strike. An upward slash. A series of dances, dazing the opponent. A backward horizontal slash. A series of arial attacks. A series of shockwaves. A dance, then two slashes.

4th Weapon

Requeriments

• Stage:Battle of Xia Pi
• Defeat all generals and subgenerals before Cao Cao arrives. You must also save your own generals from being killed. Kill the subgenerals in the west and Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Yuan will charge, so defeat them. Then defeat Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu. Defeating the rest of the generals will trigger the Precious Item to appear in the southwest. Get the weapon and then defeat Cao Cao.

Quotes

I will serve under you always and forever..my love, Lord Lu Bu.

Historical information

Diao Chan in Dynasty Warriors 5.

Diao Chan in Dynasty Warriors 5.

Diao Chan was an officer under Dong Zhuo and later Lu Bu. Her name and back story was given in "Romance of Three Kingdoms", but not in the historical records. At first, her father had her try to turn Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu on each other to stop Dong Zhuo's despotic reign by becoming close to both of them, but she fell in love with Lu Bu and revealed the plan to him, who went ahead and assasinated Dong Zhuo and fled with Diao Chan, Zhang Liao, and other loyal officers. Diao Chan stayed with Lu Bu until his death at Xia Pi, and then it is unknown what happened to her.