A list of quotes commonly spoken by Goemon Ishikawa.
Quotes
- Fire in the hole... Kaboom!
- Come on! Come on, let's go!
- I'll show ya what I can do!
- Argh! Pretty tough!
- Gotcha!
- Hey! Not bad!
- Hah! Like you ever had a chance against Okuni!
- I'll catch up before long!
- You got skill I'll give you that!
- Good going, Okuni! You're the best!
- I'm the best there ever was and ever will be!
- Congratulations! You're the second best there is!
- Okuni owns all of you! Any questions?
- Uh oh.
- Not good. Not good!
- Hey! Give me a hand here!
- I'd like to see you try that with me!
- I'd be more careful if I were you!
- Hey, I'll help you out! Sure!
- You're a sight for sore eyes!
- Come on! Show me what you got!
- I'll pummel you!
- Well, you didn't kill me! So there!
- Alright, I guess you've had enough!
- Ugh...what's one thief in the grand scheme of things...?
- Weak! Weak! You're all weak!
- There's nothing in this world I can't steal!
- Quite a sight. Quite a sight indeed!
In your face!
Ready, set, go!
Here I come!
Gotcha!
I'm the best there ever was, and ever will be!
Congratulations! You're the second best there is!
You're real good for someone I've never heard of!
You're hot tonight!
Hey, not bad!
You've got skill, I'll give you that!
Hey, gimme a hand here!
Oh, I'm grateful, I'm grateful!
Hey, uh... I'll help you out! Sure!
Come fight me if you're hungry for an early grave!
I'll do you a favor and let you off the hook!
Please... don't steal my life away...
Okuni owns all of you! Any questions?
Ha! Like you ever had a chance against Okuni!
You're a sight for sore eyes!
You're the greatest warrior I've ever seen!
Your skills are worth a treasure in gold!
Over here, Meng Huo! Gimme a hand!
You're a total psychopath, you know that?
You're so tough it's scary!
Help me out here, skull head!
It's about time I settled my score with you!
You won this round, but I'll be back!
Ooh... I was hoping that I would kill you...
You may be bigger than me, but you ain't better than me!
What are you, some kind of animal?
Augh... I've been mauled...
Okay, crazy guy, let's bash heads!
I'll get you back when you're not looking!
Shoulda known better'n to mess with you...
You ain't getting' further than this, buddy boy!
Tch! This guy's as tough as a rock!
Whoa... The whole world's spinning...
I love being me!
Need a hand?
Swing away!
Dance, everyone! Live life to its fullest!
Oh, aren't you just adorable! And yet as deadly as me!
How can something so cute be so deadly?
You just can't leave me alone, can you, gorgeous?
Haha! You just don't care about anyone or anything, huh?
Oh, that's nasty! I like it!
Hey, Dong Zhuo! Come over here and do some damage!
Watch closely, and I'll show you all how to catch a monkey.
Next time I see you, I'm gonna rip off that tail!
You're no ordinary monkey, are you...
Wow! Where'd they find this guy?
Master Benkei, he's our man!
Benkei, Benkei! How about we split our takings?
The master thief is here!
That's what I do... Settle disputes with the enemy!
I am the greatest thief in the land! Make way for Goemon Ishikawa!
Well, that's another battle outta the way!
Did you see that?! The Great Thief Goemon was unstoppable!
Here, take this! It's a gift from Lord Goemon himself!
Hey! When did you get so good?!
I could barely stand to watch such a pathetic effort.
Those enemy peons don't stand a chance against me! I simply mowed 'em down in the last battle!
Lately, I can't even seem to steal a chance to go to battle... I feel like I'm being left behind, but maybe it's just in my head.
Keep the battles coming! Anybody in their right mind would want to use the King of Thieves in a battle!
Eat, drink and be merry! Hey! I need more food and wine over here!
Gotcha!
I'm a star!
Now that was a performance worthy of an Unrivaled Warrior!!
That was a dance worthy of an Unrivaled Warrior, Okuni!
Hideyoshi, you rascal! I can't believe you defeated a thousand warriors!
Hearty congratulations on defeating a thousand enemies, my lady!
Hey, handsome! You are a True Warrior of the Three Kingdoms!
Yeowch! I flubbed my lines!
You've got guts, trying to impersonate the great Goemon!
Great going!
Heh, you're good!
Heh, sorry about this.
Hey, that's real nice of you!
All the players are assembled!
We honorable thieves can't kill our friends.
Fool! You should have known better than to mess with Okuni!
I can feel Okuni watching me...
You're pretty good, monkey-face.
Come on, you big ape, hurry up and rescue me!
Beautiful, my lady!
My lady, you are too kind.
Way to go, Ling Tong!
Hey handsome! Over here!
This is great! I'll have to work harder than ever to catch up!
Heh, you're good! I know I'm a lot to live up to, but you couldn't have picked a better role model!
Heh, sorry about this. Even stars have their slip-ups.
Hey, that's real nice of you! Thanks for showing up when I need help!
Now that all the players are assembled, this is my time to shine!
We honorable thieves can't kill our friends. Guess I'll just have to leave.
Fool! You should have known better than to mess with Okuni! Now go on, get out of here!
I can feel Okuni watching me... Oh yeah! Master Goemon is back, baby!
You're pretty good, monkey-face. But I'm not going down easily!
Come on, you big ape, hurry up and rescue me before I cook you up and eat you!
Beautiful, my lady! I love to watch you dance!
My lady, you are too kind. I think I'm falling for you!
Way to go, Ling Tong! Glad to see you're more than just a pretty face.
Hey handsome! Over here! Come on, help me already!
That was brilliant! There's nothing like seeing a true star in action!
Watch yourself out there, you hear? You, uh... you mean a lot to me!
You are truly an honorable thief among honorable thieves!
It's about time you showed up!
Whoa, time out, time out! I'm not supposed to battle you!
Glad to see you're doing well. Goodbye, and take care!
Even the cherry blossoms are no match for your grace and beauty, Okuni!
Okuni, you came to help me...? Ah, I can die a happy man.
You know, maybe Hideyoshi's a lot better than I give him credit for.
I see you're as nimble as ever, Hideyoshi. You'd make a great thief!
Wow, she's almost as beautiful as Okuni...
Such is the life of a great thief. You end up stealing hearts you didn't even mean to.
Great work, Ling Tong! Next to me you're the best looking guy I know!
Good to see you here, good-looking. I guess birds of a feather really do flock together.
Boom! Let the battle begin!
How did you do that? You think you can push me around?!
I'm losing my grip on victory here. I can't let my reputation be tainted!
Okuni, let me show you how I feel!
Ow... Don't be so cold, Okuni! I'll never give up, because then it will be over between us.
You're smacking me all over the place. That's okay. As long as I get my message across!
Shoo! Shoo! Back to monkey land for you!
Look at the way you hop about. You're more like a thief than I am.
That's enough fooling around, monkey king. Let me show you what we humans can do!
Wait a minute. What are we fighting for?
Dancing with a heavenly maiden has put me in dreamland. I'm getting smacked around, but I can't complain.
All of a sudden, I'm at death's door? This is no good! I better wake up here!
So who is the better man? Let's find out in battle!
How can you be so tough with such a cool exterior? But if I run away now, my name will be ruined forever!
Stop! You're ruining my good looks. Maybe I better even the score!
A man of my talents is up for anything!
Ooh, a battle between two of the finest looking men in the land!
Me and a heavenly maiden? Ka-boom!
Finally, time for some action!
All right, let's do this in style!
P-Purge...? Uh, yeah, leave it to me!
Hey, hey, training alone wasn't a good idea! Now I've pulled even further ahead of everyone else! How far, I ask you, how far can my skills rise?
Heh, I really am the greatest thief in the world! All the techniques of those I trained with, well, I stole them! Stole them all!
