Goemon Ishikawa/Quotes

This is a list of commonly heard quotes from Goemon Ishikawa.

Samurai Warriors

 * "Fire in the hole... Kaboom!"
 * "Come on! Come on, let's go!"
 * "I'll show ya what I can do!"
 * "Argh! Pretty tough!"
 * "Gotcha!"
 * "Hey! Not bad!"
 * "Hah! Like you ever had a chance against Okuni!"
 * "I'll catch up before long!"
 * "You got skill I'll give you that!"
 * "Good going, Okuni! You're the best!"
 * "I'm the best there ever was and ever will be!"
 * "Congratulations! You're the second best there is!"
 * "Okuni owns all of you! Any questions?"
 * "Uh oh."
 * "Not good. Not good!"
 * "Hey! Give me a hand here!"
 * "I'd like to see you try that with me!"
 * "I'd be more careful if I were you!"
 * "Hey, I'll help you out! Sure!"
 * "You're a sight for sore eyes!"
 * "Come on! Show me what you got!"
 * "I'll pummel you!"
 * "Well, you didn't kill me! So there!"
 * "Alright, I guess you've had enough!"
 * "Ugh...what's one thief in the grand scheme of things...?"
 * "Weak! Weak! You're all weak!"
 * "There's nothing in this world I can't steal!"
 * "Quite a sight. Quite a sight indeed!"

Warriors Orochi

 * "In your face!"
 * "Ready, set, go!"
 * "Here I come!"
 * "Gotcha!"
 * "I'm the best there ever was, and ever will be!"
 * "Congratulations! You're the second best there is!"
 * "You're real good for someone I've never heard of!"
 * "You're hot tonight!"
 * "Hey, not bad!"
 * "You've got skill, I'll give you that!"
 * "Hey, gimme a hand here!"
 * "Oh, I'm grateful, I'm grateful!"
 * "Hey, uh... I'll help you out! Sure!"
 * "Come fight me if you're hungry for an early grave!"
 * "I'll do you a favor and let you off the hook!"
 * "Please... don't steal my life away..."
 * "Okuni owns all of you! Any questions?"
 * "Ha! Like you ever had a chance against Okuni!"
 * "You're a sight for sore eyes!"
 * "You're the greatest warrior I've ever seen!"
 * "Your skills are worth a treasure in gold!"
 * "Over here, Meng Huo! Gimme a hand!"
 * "You're a total psychopath, you know that?"
 * "You're so tough it's scary!"
 * "Help me out here, skull head!"
 * "It's about time I settled my score with you!"
 * "You won this round, but I'll be back!"
 * "Ooh... I was hoping that I would kill you..."
 * "You may be bigger than me, but you ain't better than me!"
 * "What are you, some kind of animal?"
 * "Augh... I've been mauled..."
 * "Okay, crazy guy, let's bash heads!"
 * "I'll get you back when you're not looking!"
 * "Shoulda known better'n to mess with you..."
 * "You ain't getting' further than this, buddy boy!"
 * "Tch! This guy's as tough as a rock!"
 * "Whoa... The whole world's spinning..."

Warriors Orochi 2

 * "I love being me!"
 * "Need a hand?"
 * "Swing away!"
 * "Dance, everyone! Live life to its fullest!"
 * "Oh, aren't you just adorable! And yet as deadly as me!"
 * "How can something so cute be so deadly?"
 * "You just can't leave me alone, can you, gorgeous?"
 * "Haha! You just don't care about anyone or anything, huh?"
 * "Oh, that's nasty! I like it!"
 * "Hey, Dong Zhuo! Come over here and do some damage!"
 * "Watch closely, and I'll show you all how to catch a monkey."
 * "Next time I see you, I'm gonna rip off that tail!"
 * "You're no ordinary monkey, are you..."
 * "Wow! Where'd they find this guy?"
 * "Master Benkei, he's our man!"
 * "Benkei, Benkei! How about we split our takings?"

Warriors Orochi 3

 * "The master thief is here!"
 * "That's what I do... Settle disputes with the enemy!"
 * "I am the greatest thief in the land! Make way for Goemon Ishikawa!"
 * "Well, that's another battle outta the way!"
 * "Did you see that?! The Great Thief Goemon was unstoppable!"
 * "Here, take this! It's a gift from Lord Goemon himself!"
 * "Hey! When did you get so good?!"
 * "I could barely stand to watch such a pathetic effort."
 * "Those enemy peons don't stand a chance against me! I simply mowed 'em down in the last battle!"
 * "Lately, I can't even seem to steal a chance to go to battle... I feel like I'm being left behind, but maybe it's just in my head."
 * "Keep the battles coming! Anybody in their right mind would want to use the King of Thieves in a battle!"
 * "Eat, drink and be merry! Hey! I need more food and wine over here!"
 * "Gotcha!"
 * "I'm a star!"
 * "Now that was a performance worthy of an Unrivaled Warrior!!"
 * "That was a dance worthy of an Unrivaled Warrior, Okuni!"
 * "Hideyoshi, you rascal! I can't believe you defeated a thousand warriors!"
 * "Hearty congratulations on defeating a thousand enemies, my lady!"
 * "Hey, handsome! You are a True Warrior of the Three Kingdoms!"
 * "Yeowch! I flubbed my lines!"
 * "You've got guts, trying to impersonate the great Goemon!"
 * "Great going!"
 * "Heh, you're good!"
 * "Heh, sorry about this."
 * "Hey, that's real nice of you!"
 * "All the players are assembled!"
 * "We honorable thieves can't kill our friends."
 * "Fool! You should have known better than to mess with Okuni!"
 * "I can feel Okuni watching me..."
 * "You're pretty good, monkey-face."
 * "Come on, you big ape, hurry up and rescue me!"
 * "Beautiful, my lady!"
 * "My lady, you are too kind."
 * "Way to go, Ling Tong!"
 * "Hey handsome! Over here!"
 * "This is great! I'll have to work harder than ever to catch up!"
 * "Heh, you're good! I know I'm a lot to live up to, but you couldn't have picked a better role model!"
 * "Heh, sorry about this. Even stars have their slip-ups."
 * "Hey, that's real nice of you! Thanks for showing up when I need help!"
 * "Now that all the players are assembled, this is my time to shine!"
 * "We honorable thieves can't kill our friends. Guess I'll just have to leave."
 * "Fool! You should have known better than to mess with Okuni! Now go on, get out of here!"
 * "I can feel Okuni watching me... Oh yeah! Master Goemon is back, baby!"
 * "You're pretty good, monkey-face. But I'm not going down easily!"
 * "Come on, you big ape, hurry up and rescue me before I cook you up and eat you!"
 * "Beautiful, my lady! I love to watch you dance!"
 * "My lady, you are too kind. I think I'm falling for you!"
 * "Way to go, Ling Tong! Glad to see you're more than just a pretty face."
 * "Hey handsome! Over here! Come on, help me already!"
 * "That was brilliant! There's nothing like seeing a true star in action!"
 * "Watch yourself out there, you hear? You, uh... you mean a lot to me!"
 * "You are truly an honorable thief among honorable thieves!"
 * "It's about time you showed up!"
 * "Whoa, time out, time out! I'm not supposed to battle you!"
 * "Glad to see you're doing well. Goodbye, and take care!"
 * "Even the cherry blossoms are no match for your grace and beauty, Okuni!"
 * "Okuni, you came to help me...? Ah, I can die a happy man."
 * "You know, maybe Hideyoshi's a lot better than I give him credit for."
 * "I see you're as nimble as ever, Hideyoshi. You'd make a great thief!"
 * "Wow, she's almost as beautiful as Okuni..."
 * "Such is the life of a great thief. You end up stealing hearts you didn't even mean to."
 * "Great work, Ling Tong! Next to me you're the best looking guy I know!"
 * "Good to see you here, good-looking. I guess birds of a feather really do flock together."
 * "Boom! Let the battle begin!"
 * "How did you do that? You think you can push me around?!"
 * "I'm losing my grip on victory here. I can't let my reputation be tainted!"
 * "Okuni, let me show you how I feel!"
 * "Ow... Don't be so cold, Okuni! I'll never give up, because then it will be over between us."
 * "You're smacking me all over the place. That's okay. As long as I get my message across!"
 * "Shoo! Shoo! Back to monkey land for you!"
 * "Look at the way you hop about. You're more like a thief than I am."
 * "That's enough fooling around, monkey king. Let me show you what we humans can do!"
 * "Wait a minute. What are we fighting for?"
 * "Dancing with a heavenly maiden has put me in dreamland. I'm getting smacked around, but I can't complain."
 * "All of a sudden, I'm at death's door? This is no good! I better wake up here!"
 * "So who is the better man? Let's find out in battle!"
 * "How can you be so tough with such a cool exterior? But if I run away now, my name will be ruined forever!"
 * "Stop! You're ruining my good looks. Maybe I better even the score!"
 * "A man of my talents is up for anything!"
 * "Ooh, a battle between two of the finest looking men in the land!"
 * "Me and a heavenly maiden? Ka-boom!"

Warriors Orochi 4

 * "Finally, time for some action!"
 * "All right, let's do this in style!"
 * "P-Purge...? Uh, yeah, leave it to me!"
 * "Hey, hey, training alone wasn't a good idea! Now I've pulled even further ahead of everyone else! How far, I ask you, how far can my skills rise?"
 * "Heh, I really am the greatest thief in the world! All the techniques of those I trained with, well, I stole them! Stole them all!"